Dachshund Dad Moisture Wicking Tee by Sport-Tek

About this design

Nobody warned you that a dog shaped like a loaf would run your entire schedule. Morning walk, afternoon walk, the 9pm zoomies down the hallway. This shirt tells the neighborhood exactly who you answer to.

What you get

A Sport-Tek PosiCharge Competitor tee in 100% polyester, extra light at 3.8 oz per square yard. It wicks moisture, breathes, and dries fast, so a hot afternoon at the park doesn't leave you soaked through. PosiCharge technology locks the color in, which means the wording on your chest stays bold wash after wash.

Who it is for

The guy who calls himself Dad without irony and has the phone camera roll to prove it. He runs, hikes, mows the lawn, and carries a small long dog over puddles. He wanted a shirt that works as hard as he does and still makes people grin at the trailhead.