Dachshund Dad Shirt
$19.99
$19.99 to $22.99 depending on size
- Printed in the USA, ships to the lower 48
- Misprints replaced free
- True to size
The Dachshund Dad Shirt is printed to order on a Gildan 5000 unisex heavy cotton tee.
He said he did not want a dog. Now he cuts up hot dogs into bite-size pieces and calls it dinner service. This is the shirt that says the quiet part out loud: he is a Dachshund Dad, and he is very good at it.
About this design
There is a specific kind of man who lets a twelve-pound sausage dog sleep under the covers. He talks in a voice reserved for one creature on earth. He has opinions about back health, stairs, and who gets the good blanket.
What you get
A heavy cotton tee with real weight to it, the kind that hangs right instead of clinging. The tightly knit fabric holds print detail sharp, so DACHSHUND DAD stays crisp wash after wash. No side seams, so nothing digs in while he is bent over doing up a tiny harness.
Who it is for
The guy who pretends the dog is not his favorite. Also the partner buying it for him, because you have watched this relationship unfold and it deserves merch. Great for Father's Day, birthdays, or a Tuesday when he carries the dog up the stairs again.
Care
Machine wash cold (max 86F), tumble dry on low, and it is back in rotation. Skip the iron and the dry cleaner, and use non-chlorine bleach only if you really need it.
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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