Dachshund Dad Tank Top

About this design

Every long dog household has one. The person who carries her up the stairs, negotiates over the good blanket, and answers to a name nobody officially assigned. That is you, and this tank says so in letters everyone can read from across the dog park.

What you get

A slim fit racerback tank in extra light fabric (4 oz/yd²), so it moves when you sprint after a hot dog with legs. The scooped neckline keeps it sporty and the racerback cut sits clean across your shoulders. The label tears away, so nothing scratches the back of your neck on a long walk.

Who it is for

For the woman whose dachshund is the whole household calendar. Vet appointments, ramp for the couch, a coat for a 50 degree morning. You picked the title yourself and you wear it better than anyone.