Dachshund Dad Ladies Competitor Tee by Sport-Tek

About this design

Some people have a dog. You have a small, opinionated hot dog who screams when the mail arrives. Nobody warned you how much of your identity a 12-pound animal could take over, and honestly, you let it happen.

What you get

A lightweight tee in 100% moisture-wicking polyester, cut with a gently contoured silhouette and set-in sleeves. The fabric pulls sweat away from your skin, so a brisk walk that turns into a sprint after a squirrel does not leave you soggy. The tag tears away, so nothing scratches the back of your neck on mile two.

Who it is for

The person who told themselves they were getting a low-maintenance dog and now owns four ramps and a heated blanket. Wear it to the dog park, the trail, the Saturday farmers market where your dachshund gets more attention than the produce. It is also a solid gift for the co-parent who answers to "Dad" in a house with no human children.