The Dogfather Tote Bag

About this design

Some dogs have owners. Yours has a consigliere who slices the cheese into exactly even pieces and negotiates bedtime like a hostage situation. The chain of command was settled a long time ago. This tote just puts it on the record.

What you get

An Econscious canvas tote in 100% certified organic cotton, grown without pesticides, herbicides or chemical fertilizers. The ring-spun cotton makes a sturdy fabric at 9 oz/yd², and the web handles have reinforced stitching so a full load of kibble, tennis balls and a rogue squeaky duck does not faze it. One big open compartment, easy access, plus a small Econscious tag at the handle base. If you pick Natural, the unprocessed cotton gives you little black flecks throughout the fabric, which is the fabric doing its thing.

Who it is for

The dog dad in a two-income, zero-kids, one very spoiled hound household. The guy who says he does not need a bag for the dog stuff, then carries the dog stuff in his arms across the parking lot. Hand it over. He will use it daily and pretend he always wanted one.