Name: The Dogfather Shirt
Brand: Gildan
Availability: InStock

About this design

He negotiates with a 40-pound mutt over couch real estate and loses on purpose. He knows which squeaky toy is the favorite and which one gets hidden before bedtime. "The Dogfather" across the chest is less a joke and more a job description.

What you get

A heavy cotton tee from Gildan, the kind that holds its shape instead of going limp by March. No side seams means nothing twisting around his ribs while he wrestles a leash out from under the car seat. The ribbed collar snaps back after every wash, and twill tape across the shoulders keeps the back from stretching out.

Who it is for

The dog dad who has a photo roll with 4,000 pictures of one animal. The guy who says "we" when he means himself and a terrier. Buy it for him, or buy it for yourself and let him borrow it, which is how it will end up anyway.

Care

Machine wash cold (max 86F), tumble dry on low, and it is back in the rotation. Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Skip the iron and skip the dry cleaner, because neither one is invited.

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Do not iron
Do not dryclean
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Tumble dry: low heat

Key features

"The Dogfather" printed in crisp detail on a tightly knit cotton surface, so the lettering stays sharp instead of going fuzzy after five washes.
Tubular knit body with no side seams, which means nothing rubbing or twisting when he bends down for the tenth tennis ball.
Twill shoulder tape holds the back straight, so the neck does not go droopy and sad by summer.
Four colors that all read well with jeans: White, Light Blue, Sand, and Sport Grey (Sport Grey carries a little polyester in the blend).