Name: The Dogfather Hoodie
Brand: Gildan
Availability: InStock

About this design

Some men have a dog. Some men have a whole relationship with a 60 pound shadow who follows them to the bathroom. This hoodie is for the second guy.

What you get

A cotton-poly hoodie with a double-lined hood, a matching drawcord, and a kangaroo pocket that holds treats, poop bags, and two cold hands. Ribbed cuffs and hem keep it from going shapeless by February. No side seams, so it hangs clean down the sides.

Who it is for

The dog dad who splits the vet bills and the couch space, and still calls the dog "our boy" at dinner parties. He has a whole voice for her. He knows her birthday. Buy it for him, or buy it for yourself, because the title is not gendered.

Care

Machine wash cold (max 86F), then tumble dry on medium. Iron low if you must, skip the dry cleaner, and use non-chlorine bleach only when the mud wins.

Tumble dry: medium
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Do not dryclean
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

Key features

Kangaroo pocket that swallows treats, keys, and a fistful of poop bags before the morning walk
Double-lined hood with a matching drawcord, for wind that shows up halfway through the loop
Ribbed cuffs and hem that hold their shape through months of tug-of-war
Comes in White, Sport Grey, Light Pink, and Sand, so the fur shows up less on at least one of them