I Have Two Titles Dad and Dog Dad Performance Tank

About this design

Some people get one title. You collected two, and the second one involved a lot more bacon negotiation. Now you can wear the resume on a morning run, at the splash pad, or on the couch where your dog has claimed 80% of the cushion.

What you get

The Sport-Tek Ladies Competitor Racerback Tank in a 100% polyester interlock knit that pulls sweat off your skin instead of holding onto it. It weighs 3.8 oz per square yard, so it moves when you move and dries fast after a hot leash walk. The neck and armholes are finished with self-fabric binding, and the tag comes out if tags drive you up the wall.

Who it is for

This is for the household where the dog has a nickname, a birthday, and a better skincare routine than either human. You split the 6 a.m. walk, the vet bills, and the credit for how good she is on leash. Two incomes, no kids, one very spoiled dog, and now the shirt to prove it.