I Have Two Titles Dad and Dog Dad Crewneck Sweatshirt

About this design

The 6 a.m. wake-up call comes in stereo. A small human and a large dog, both convinced they are first in line. He gets up anyway, every time.

What you get

A Gildan 18000 crewneck in a medium-heavy 8.0 oz 50/50 cotton-poly blend, so it holds its shape through backyard fetch and school drop-off. The ribbed collar snaps back after he yanks it over his head, and double-needle stitching runs through the shoulders, armholes, waistband, and cuffs. There are no side seams to twist around his ribs, and the tear-away label means nothing scratches the back of his neck.

Who it is for

The dad who keeps a lint roller in the truck and a towel by the back door. He hauls the kid to practice, hauls the dog to the vet, and somehow does both in the same afternoon. Navy, black, and red all do a decent job of not broadcasting every shed hair.