Frenchie Dad Tank Top

About this design

There is a small, snorting creature in your home who decides when dinner happens, when bedtime happens, and who gets the warm end of the couch. You just follow orders and pay the vet bill. This tank says the quiet part out loud.

What you get

A slim fit racerback tank in extra light 4 oz fabric (60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester) that stays smooth against your skin on a sticky afternoon. The racerback keeps straps out of your way while you hold the leash, and the scooped neckline gives it a sporty look with shorts or bike leggings. Side seams help it hold its shape, and the tear-away label means nothing scratches your neck mid-walk.

Who it is for

The two-income, one-Frenchie household where the dog has more sweaters than either of you. Wear it to the park, the brewery patio, the 7pm sidewalk shuffle where he refuses to walk past the third mailbox. Anybody who reads it will understand immediately.