Name: Frenchie Dad Hoodie
Brand: Best Dog Mom
SKU: frenchie-dad-hoodie
Availability: InStock

About this design

Nobody warned him he would talk in a baby voice. Nobody warned him about the 5am zoomies or the farts that clear a room. He signed up anyway, and now he is a Frenchie Dad for life.

What you get

A Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie in a soft cotton-poly mix, with Frenchie Dad across the front. The hood is double-lined with a matching drawcord, and the kangaroo pocket holds one cold hand plus one squeaky toy. Ribbed cuffs and hem keep it from going shapeless after the hundredth wash.

Who it is for

The guy who says he is not a dog person and then buys a stroller. The one who splits the couch 70/30 with a snorting potato and takes the smaller half. Give it to him, or just admit you are him and hit add to cart.

Care

Machine wash cold (max 86F), tumble dry medium, done. Iron on low if you must, skip the dry cleaner, and use non-chlorine bleach only when life gets messy.

Tumble dry: medium
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Do not dryclean
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

Key features

Kangaroo pocket that fits cold hands, poop bags, and one very smug Frenchie toy.
Double-lined hood with a matching drawcord, so it looks clean instead of thrown together.
Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape through park runs and washing machines.
Eight colors, from Black and Navy to Sand and Light Pink, because Frenchie dads have range.