Name: Dog Mama Shirt
Brand: Gildan
Availability: InStock

About this design

Some people have a baby book. You have a shot record, a stroller for a 22-pound terrier, and a bedtime routine that involves a story and a chin scratch. Nobody calls you anything other than his mom, so you might as well wear the job title.

What you get

The Gildan 5000 in a thick, tightly knit cotton that holds print detail instead of blurring it into mush after two washes. There are no side seams, so it falls straight down the body with nothing digging in at your ribs. Twill tape across the shoulders keeps the neck from going wavy, which matters when a shirt becomes your Saturday uniform.

Who it is for

The DINKWAD who splits the household budget three ways: mortgage, takeout, and dog. You send him to daycare, you talk about his personality at dinner parties, and you have zero regrets about either. This is for the woman who answers to Mama and means it.

Care

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) and tumble dry on low heat. Non-chlorine bleach as needed, skip the iron and the dry cleaner, and go back to the couch with your dog.

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Do not iron
Do not dryclean
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Tumble dry: low heat

Key features

Heavyweight cotton knit that keeps the lettering crisp through laundry day after laundry day.
No side seams, so it hangs straight instead of twisting sideways on a walk.
Taped shoulders keep the collar from stretching into a droopy mess.
Five colors, including White, Red, Sand and Sport Grey, so the fur shows up less on the ones you pick on purpose.