Dachshund Mom Performance Tank

About this design

Nobody warned you that eight inches of dog would run your entire household. The blanket burrowing, the dramatic sighs, the very specific opinions about dinner time. You signed up for it and you would do it again tomorrow.

What you get

A lightweight racerback tank in 100% polyester interlock that pulls sweat away instead of sitting in it. The racerback cut keeps your shoulders free for hills, hikes, and hoisting a wiggly dog over a puddle. Self-fabric binding at the neck and armholes keeps the edges clean, and the tag comes right out if tags bug you.

Who it is for

The dachshund mom whose phone storage is 80% one long dog. You call her your daughter in public and correct people who say "just a dog." This is what you wear to the gym, the park, and the vet's waiting room where you already know everyone's name.