Dachshund Mom Ladies Competitor Tee by Sport-Tek

About this design

Nobody warned you that eleven pounds of sausage dog would take over your calendar, your couch, and half your pillow. You wouldn't undo it. "Dachshund Mom" across the front is the closest thing to an official title you're going to get.

What you get

A Sport-Tek Competitor Tee in soft, moisture-wicking polyester that pulls sweat off your skin instead of parking it there. The fabric is extra light at 3.8 oz, so it moves when you move (or when you lunge for the leash). The tag tears away clean, so nothing scratches the back of your neck on mile two.

Who it is for

The woman whose phone storage is 80% one long dog. Morning walks, agility class, the 6am dash outside because someone spotted a squirrel: this is the shirt for all of it. Also acceptable for lying on the floor at her level, which we know you do.