Best Dog Dad Ever Retro Stripe Performance Tank

About this design

Somebody in your house is the Best Dog Dad Ever. Sometimes that somebody is you, in running shoes, holding a poop bag like a trophy. Wear the title in retro stripe letters and let people figure it out.

What you get

A Sport-Tek Competitor racerback tank in black, cut close to the shoulder blades so your arms move without a sleeve in the way. The polyester interlock pulls sweat off your skin instead of hanging onto it, and at 3.8 oz per square yard it stays light when the walk turns into a jog. PosiCharge keeps the stripes bright instead of letting them fade into a gray smudge by August.

Who it is for

The DINKWAD whose weekend plans are the trail, the brewery patio with a water bowl, and a nap on the couch with 60 pounds of dog on your legs. You and your partner argue about who the dog loves more. This tank settles nothing, loudly.