Beer Powered Dog Dad Performance Tank

About this design

Saturday plan: leash, patio, pitcher, dog under the table getting more attention than either of you. You claimed the dog dad title somewhere around the second round and nobody argued. Now you've got the tank to back it up.

What you get

A Sport-Tek Competitor racerback tank in lightweight 3.8 oz polyester interlock that pulls sweat off your skin instead of letting it sit there. The racerback opens up your shoulders, so you can hike the trail loop, do the patio shift, and haul the 60-pound lap dog into the car without a single tug or bunch. PosiCharge printing keeps the lettering bright through wash after wash, and the tag is removable if scratchy labels are your personal villain.

Who it is for

The dog parent in a two-income, zero-kids, one very spoiled dog household. You plan vacations around pet-friendly rentals, you know which taprooms keep a water bowl by the door, and your group chat is 90 percent dog photos. This one's for the brewery patio crew.