Beagle Dad Tank Top

About this design

He howls at the mail carrier. He steals socks. He has opinions about dinner timing that he shares loudly, with his whole chest. And somewhere along the way you both stopped being owners and started being parents.

So wear the tank. Titles are flexible around here.

What you get

A slim fit racerback tank in hot pink with a scooped neckline and a light, smooth cotton-poly fabric that moves when you move. The racerback keeps your shoulders free for leash duty, and the tear-away label means nothing scratches the back of your neck on mile three. Side seams hold the shape through wash after wash.

Who it is for

The woman who split the beagle fifty-fifty and then quietly took on ninety percent. Who has a phone camera roll that is eighty percent one dog's face. Who wears this to the farmers market and lets strangers work out the joke on their own.