Treat Dealer Long Sleeve Shirt

About this design

You say "sit" and she is already sitting, eyes locked on your pocket. You have a stash in the coat closet, one in the car, one in the kitchen drawer you pretend is for something else. The relationship is built on trust, treats, and mostly treats.

What you get

A white unisex long sleeve tee in Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, cut in a retail fit that lands somewhere between a T-shirt and your coziest pullover. The light 4.2 oz fabric means you can wear it in October and still wear it in April. Side seams keep the shape, shoulder tape keeps the back from stretching out, and the tear-away label means nothing scratching your neck during a 6 a.m. walk.

Who it is for

The person whose dog has a Costco-sized treat budget and a dedicated shelf. The one who negotiates with a 40-pound animal every single morning and loses on purpose. You are not a pushover. You are a dealer with a loyal client.