Rottweiler Mom Ladies Competitor Tee by Sport-Tek

About this design

Everyone else crosses the street. You know the truth: he is a giant marshmallow with a blocky head and a tail that bruises shins. "Rottweiler Mom" says it plainly, no explaining required.

What you get

A moisture-wicking polyester tee that pulls sweat off your skin and dries fast, which matters on a long walk in August. The cut is gently contoured with set-in sleeves, and the fabric is extra light at 3.8 oz per square yard. The tag tears away, so nothing scratches the back of your neck at mile three.

Who it is for

The woman doing agility class, trail miles, or a very determined loop of the neighborhood with a dog who pulls like a freight train. She has a drawer full of gear that smells like the gym and a phone full of Rottie photos. This is the shirt she grabs on purpose.