Rottweiler Dad Ladies Competitor Tee by Sport-Tek

About this design

Your Rottie does not walk. She tows. By block two you are warm, she is thrilled, and the neighbors have crossed the street again.

What you get

A Competitor Tee in 100% polyester that pulls sweat off your skin instead of parking it there. The fabric is feather light at 3.8 ounces, the hems are double stitched for the long haul, and the tag tears away so nothing scratches the back of your neck. The wording is printed with a direct-to-film transfer, so it moves with the shirt instead of cracking off it.

Who it is for

The woman with a Rottweiler and a step counter she did not ask for. She does the 6 a.m. walk, the backyard sprints, and the vet visits where everyone says "wow, she's big." She wears the Dad shirt because it makes her laugh, and because it is the fastest-drying thing she owns.