Poodle Mom Long Sleeve Shirt

About this design

Nobody warned you that you would learn the words "sanitary trim" and use them in casual conversation. Nobody warned you about the 6 a.m. zoomies either. Poodle Mom is a whole personality, and now it is a shirt.

What you get

A unisex jersey long sleeve tee from Bella+Canvas with a retail fit and a print that holds its own in the wash. Side seams keep the shape from going sideways, a ribbed knit collar snaps back after every pull-over, and twill shoulder tape keeps the back from stretching out. The label tears away, so no scratchy tag on the back of your neck.

Who it is for

The poodle parent with a groomer on speed dial and a phone full of before-and-after photos. Standard, miniature, toy, doodle-adjacent: the devotion is identical. If you have ever said "she's not a dog, she's my daughter" out loud in public, this one is yours.