Peeking Cane Corso Hoodie

About this design

You have never gone to the bathroom alone. You have never closed a door and stayed on the other side of it in peace. There is always a hundred-pound shadow with a soft little snort, peeking around the corner.

This hoodie puts that exact face on your chest. It is the closest thing to a portrait commission that you can wear to Target.

What you get

The Gildan Heavy Blend in a cotton-poly mix that holds its shape through winter walks and vet waiting rooms. Ribbed cuffs and hem stay snug instead of flaring out, and there are no side seams, so it hangs clean down the sides. The kangaroo pocket takes cold hands, poop bags, and a fistful of training treats without complaint.

The double-lined hood comes with a matching drawcord, so nothing clashes when you pull it up in the parking lot. Available in White, Sport Grey, Light Pink, and Sand.

Who it is for

The Cane Corso parent. The one whose dog thinks he is a lap dog, a security system, and a toddler all at once. You take more photos of him than of your own vacations, and you have zero regrets about it.