Mom Life Is Ruff Blanket

About this design

Being a dog mom is a 24-hour shift with no lunch break. There are muddy paws on the clean floor, a 5 a.m. wake-up call with no snooze button, and a 60-pound baby who insists on sitting in your lap. Mom Life Is Ruff is not a complaint. It is a resume.

What you get

A thick sherpa fleece blanket with your words printed bold on one side and plush, fluffy sherpa on the other. It runs 3mm thick, which is the kind of heavy that stays put when you shift on the couch. The edges are sewn all the way around, so no sad fraying after a month of nightly use.

Who it is for

For the woman whose phone storage is 80% dog photos and whose vacation plans start with "but is it dog friendly?" She celebrates birthdays with a pup cup and calls herself Mom without a trace of irony. This is her couch blanket, and yes, she knows the dog will claim it.