Name: Mom Dog Hoodie
Brand: Gildan
Availability: InStock

About this design

You have a shared calendar, two incomes, and a 40-pound roommate who sleeps diagonally. He has a vet, a dentist, a raincoat, and a birthday party photo album. Mom Dog it is.

What you get

A cotton-poly blend pullover hood with a double-lined hood and a matching woven drawcord. The kangaroo pocket holds your phone, a fistful of treats, and both cold hands at once. Ribbed cuffs and hem keep it from going shapeless by week three.

Who it is for

The DINKWAD who books the dog's grooming before their own haircut. The one whose group chat is 80% photos of a dog asleep on a human pillow. You know who you are, and so does everyone who has met you.

Care

Machine wash cold (max 86F), tumble dry medium, and get on with your day. Iron low if you must, skip the dry cleaner, and use non-chlorine bleach only as needed.

Tumble dry: medium
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Do not dryclean
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

Key features

Kangaroo pocket that swallows a phone, a poop bag roll, and a handful of freeze-dried liver.
Double-lined hood with a matching drawcord, so the wind stays out during the long loop.
Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape through pull-on, pull-off, repeat.
No side seams, which means nothing digging in while you bend down for the tenth sniff break.