Legendary Dog Dad Performance Tank

About this design

Somebody in the household plays fetch until their arm gives out. Somebody hauls the 70-pound rescue into the tub. If that somebody is you, the title is yours no matter what the card aisle says.

What you get

A Sport-Tek Ladies Competitor racerback tank in white, cut to move with you on long walks, leash-pulling sprints, and the occasional backyard tug-of-war. The 100% polyester interlock is lightweight (3.8 oz) and wicks sweat instead of holding onto it. Self-fabric binding at the neck and armholes keeps the edges clean, and the tag is removable so nothing scratches the back of your neck.

Who it is for

For the woman who claimed the dog dad title fair and square, because she earned it one squeaky toy at a time. She's got a dog, a double income, and zero interest in being anyone's low-key pet owner. The lettering does the talking so she can get back to the dog.