German Shepherd Dad Long Sleeve Shirt

About this design

Your German Shepherd follows you to the bathroom. He supervises the mail. He has a spot on the couch that is legally his now, and you signed the paperwork with your own guilt. This shirt just makes the arrangement public.

What you get

A unisex long sleeve tee in white, made from Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with a light 4.2 oz fabric that wears easy from morning walk to evening walk. Side seams keep it holding its shape instead of going shapeless by week three. The ribbed collar springs back, the shoulders are taped so the back doesn't stretch out, and the label tears away in one go.

Who it is for

The guy who says he's not a dog person and then hand-shreds rotisserie chicken into a bowl. The one who knows the difference between a bark that means "someone's here" and a bark that means "the leaf moved." If your camera roll is 90 percent one pointy-eared face, this was written for you.