Dog Dad American Flag Crewneck Sweatshirt

About this design

He calls the dog "buddy" in a voice two octaves higher than his normal one. He has taken more photos of that dog than of you (you have made peace with it). Now he can wear the title on a sweatshirt that goes with literally everything he owns.

What you get

A classic-fit crewneck in an 8 oz 50/50 cotton-poly blend, so it holds up to weekend hikes, driveway ball-throwing, and being worn four days in a row. Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs keeps it together through the tug-of-war years. The ribbed collar springs back instead of stretching into a sad droop, and there's a tear-away label so nothing scratches the back of his neck.

Who it is for

The guy who set up a dog bed in his home office and then bought a second one for downstairs. The one who splits the couch 50/50 with a 70-pound retriever and calls it fair. Also excellent for the partner who is tired of hearing "I'm the favorite" and would like the receipts in writing.