Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Skater Skirt (AOP)

Behold the skirt that twirls with style and sprints with purpose—especially if that purpose is yelling “WHO’S A GOOD BOY?!” across a parking lot. Made from a magical blend of polyester and spandex, this skater skirt is buttery soft, bounces back like a golden retriever’s tail, and has enough stretch to keep up with your dog-spotting reflexes.

It’s cute, comfortable, and completely capable of going from errands to emergencies—like a surprise puppy encounter at the grocery store. High-waisted, four-way stretch, and totally twirlable, it’s your new go-to excuse to skip jeans forever.

🐕 Key Features:

• 95% Polyester / 5% Spandex: Soft enough for lounging, stretchy enough for spontaneous sprints after poodles.
• Versatile Fit: Flattering on every dog enthusiast and snack enthusiast alike.
• Double Waistband: A wide 4” elastic high-rise that holds everything in place—especially your dignity during an excited squeal.
• Flatlock Stitching: So flat, so comfy, so ready for full-range puppy-chasing motion.
• 4-Way Stretch: Up, down, sideways, across the street—wherever the dog goes, you follow.
• White Thread + Printed Black Care Label: Fashionable on the outside, secretly informative on the inside.
• AOP Design: Your excuse to go full chaos couture, from corgi to collarbone.

🧼 Care Instructions:

This skirt works hard for the petting game—be kind:

• 🧼 Hand wash only (you’re fancy now)
• 🌬️ Line dry like it’s a gentle spring breeze and you own a vintage clothesline
• 🚫 Do not bleach or machine wash unless you’re looking for DIY performance art

📏 Size Guide:

Versatile fit, so go with your gut. And by gut, we mean your snack storage strategy.

• XS – X-treme Spin Zone: Light, tight, and twirl-ready.
• S – Slightly Saucy: Flirty, comfy, and full of potential energy (mostly dog-related).
• M – Medium Mischief: Easy to move in, easier to love.
• L – Lounging With Intent: Built for long walks and longer gazes at dogs.
• XL – Extra Loyal: Space, grace, and extra dog treat capacity.
• 2XL – Double the Drama: Maximum spin power. Maximum “look how fast I saw that beagle.”

💡 Pro Tip: Pair this skirt with sneakers, your loudest dog-themed tank, and a confident strut that says “I definitely planned this outfit and definitely didn’t just follow a beagle into this neighborhood.” It’s an everyday essential for anyone who believes in freedom of movement and the power of tail wags.

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