Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Skater Dress (AOP)
Price range: $38.98 through $42.82
This dress says “Sorry I’m Late” but screams “I Look Fabulous.” Equal parts fashion statement and dog-chasing uniform, this skater dress has enough stretch to keep up with your excuses and enough flair to distract from them entirely. Perfect for twirling, lounging, or awkwardly sprinting after a golden retriever you swore looked at you first.
Categories : Paw-lished Dresses, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : chasing dogs in style, dog lover fashion, funny skater dress, sorry im late outfit, whimsical dog apparel
This isn’t just a dress, darling — it’s a full-body excuse wrapped in stretchy spandex and unrepentant flair. Designed for women who love dogs more than punctuality and fashion that says, “Yes, I did chase a schnauzer through the farmer’s market.” The asymmetrical hem keeps things playful, the all-over print screams “main character,” and the fabric blend? Stretchier than your last attempt at being on time.
🐕 Key Features:
- 83% Polyester, 17% Spandex – As stretchy as your calendar excuses.
- High-Cut Neckline – Because modesty can be edgy too.
- Asymmetrical Skirt Hem – Built-in chaos energy.
- Mid-Length Sass – Just enough coverage to keep Grandma guessing.
- Color-Matched Thread – Seamless enough to fool your mom into thinking you bought it at Nordstrom.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because even your dog-chasing couture needs TLC:
- Machine wash cold (like your coffee when you forgot it in the car)
- Tumble dry low (like your standards on a dating app)
- Do not bleach (this isn’t the ’90s)
- Do not iron (no, seriously, don’t)
- Absolutely no dry cleaning (you’re not a hedge fund manager)
📏 Size Guide:
- XS (Extra Sass): Perfect for those who like their coffee strong, their clothes fitted, and their excuses tiny.
- S (Slightly Scattered): For fashionistas who chase dogs and dreams in equal measure.
- M (Moderately Mischievous): The go-to size for average punctuality and above-average twirls.
- L (Late & Loving It): Made for comfort, confidence, and pretending that chasing a labradoodle counts as cardio.
- XL (Extra Loyal… to Dogs): For those who carry snacks for both themselves and every good boy they meet.
- 2XL (Too Extra? Never.): Ideal for maximum stretch, movement, and dramatic exits from conversations about being “on time.”
Pro Tip: Pair this dress with unapologetic attitude, a messy top knot, and a dog leash (dog optional but highly recommended). Ideal for brunch, errands, or accidentally stealing someone’s golden retriever’s heart.
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