Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Casual Shorts (AOP)
$19.75
Stay cool, stay casual, and stay 100% ready to chase any dog that crosses your path. These lightweight, pocket-equipped shorts are your go-to for lounging, lunging, or losing track of time because you were admiring a corgi’s strut. With an elastic waistband that forgives brunch decisions and fabric that says “I work out… emotionally,” they’re basically the mullet of activewear: business comfort in the front, dog-chasing party in the back.
Categories : The Dog Mom Wardrobe, Walkies Activewear
Tag : bark-worthy casuals, canine chic bottoms, dog spotting shorts, polyester parade wear, shorts with a mission
These shorts were designed for two types of people: the ones who run marathons (to catch their dogs) and the ones who just sprint to the fridge. Either way, the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Casual Shorts are your lightweight, pocket-having, dog-watching-approved solution to living your best semi-athletic life.
Made with 100% polyester and pure emotional support, these breathable beauties feature side pockets for dog treats (or snacks for yourself), and a drawstring waistband for the days when you’re bloated from too much brunch but still cute.
🔑 Key Features:
100% Polyester – Tougher than your ex’s excuses, and quick-drying like your sense of humor.
Extra Light Fabric – As breezy as your plans to exercise “tomorrow.”
Elastic Waistband with Drawstring – Adjustable for snacks, sass, and spontaneous dog-chasing.
Two Side Pockets – Perfect for holding dignity, lip balm, or nothing at all.
White Seam Thread – Because subtle fashion rebellion is still rebellion.
Sewn-In Label – Won’t scratch you like that one toxic friend did.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because even fashion icons need a little TLC:
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), but hand washing makes you fancy.
Do not bleach (unless you want fashion regrets).
Iron on low heat (but like, who irons shorts?).
Tumble dry low or let the universe do the drying.
Absolutely no dry cleaning – that’s reserved for ball gowns.
📏 Size Guide:
Small: Fits like a good mood.
Medium: For those who can’t decide between salad and fries (so you get both).
Large: For snack enthusiasts and confident strutters.
XL: Comfortable and fabulous, like your dog’s bed but way more stylish.
2XL: Roomy, breathable, and ready for action (or nap time).
💡 Pro Tip: Pair with a matching “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” tee for the full outfit of someone who definitely had more important things to do but got lovingly distracted by a furry friend.
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S M L XL 2XL Waist width, in 13.98 15.00 16.50 17.48 18.23 Hips width, in 18.50 19.49 20.91 22.40 23.39 Outseam length, in 10.00 10.98 12.01 12.99 14.02
Price range: $22.95 through $25.73