Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Triblend Tee

This shirt is what happens when cotton, polyester, and rayon walk into a bar, swap life stories, and decide to make a ridiculously soft and durable tee together. Designed for humans who are equal parts fashionable, functional, and frequently distracted by four-legged fluffballs. Whether you’re out pretending to jog or pretending to run errands, this tee drapes, stretches, and comforts like a warm hug from your favorite dog—minus the drool.

Key Features:

• Triblend Magic (50% Poly / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon): The holy trinity of softness, durability, and that casual slouch that says, “I own three books on mindfulness.”
• With Side Seams: Keeps its shape better than you did after quarantine snacks.
• Ribbed Knit Collar: Flexible and dependable—just like your dog when you whisper the word “walk.”
• Shoulder Taping: Prevents stretching even when you dramatically throw it off while declaring, “I can’t even.”
• Retail Fit: Not too tight, not too loose. Just right—Goldilocks would bark her approval.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart), gentle cycle.
• Tumble dry low (just like your expectations).
• Do not bleach (even if life feels like it needs a clean slate).
• Iron low if necessary (preferably not while wearing it).
• Absolutely no dry cleaning—save that stress for weddings.

Size Guide:

• XS–3XL: From sleek beanpole to majestic cuddle giant.
• This tee runs true to size and is slightly stretchy—just like your patience in traffic behind a dog in the passenger seat.

Pro Tip: Pair with jeans, joggers, or judgment—this tee makes everything look intentional. Great for dog parks, brunching, or dramatically announcing your love for all things tail-wagging.

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