Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Sweatshirt
Price range: $35.87 through $38.35
Fashionably late? Blame the dog—and do it in cozy style. This unisex sweatshirt is your new uniform for avoiding plans, canceling with flair, and spotting every four-legged distraction on the block. Made with cottony softness and just enough polyester to survive another episode of “Oops, I Slept In,” it’s the official attire of unapologetic lateness.
Categories : Crewneck Comfort, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : cozy canine excusewear, dog lover fashion, sorry not sorry sweatshirt, spotted dog street style, unisex late again apparel
This Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog unisex sweatshirt is the ultimate solution for chilly days, inconvenient plans, and every “you wouldn’t believe how cute this dog was” moment. Made from a buttery-soft blend of cotton and polyester, this medium-heavy crewneck feels like a hug from a golden retriever and looks like you sort of had your life together this morning.
With ribbed collar seams, reinforced neck tape, and a print-friendly surface for that bold statement you absolutely needed to put on your chest, this sweatshirt is durable enough for everyday wear and chaotic enough to match your lifestyle.
🏷️ Key Features:
- 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester (fabric content may vary): Soft, strong, and ready to forgive your poor time management skills.
- Medium-Heavy Fabric (9.9 oz/yd²): Not too thick, not too light—just right for being late in luxury.
- Ribbed Knit Collar & Side Seams: Holds its shape even when your schedule doesn’t.
- Tear-Away Label: Because nobody needs scratchy reminders of their obligations.
- Necktape Support: For structure, comfort, and the illusion that you’re totally in control.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- ❄️ Do not bleach (this isn’t that kind of drama)
- 🌀 Tumble dry low
- 🧼 Iron low if you must (but why would you?)
- 🚫 Do not dry clean—this sweatshirt doesn’t do dry clean vibes
📏 Size Guide:
- XS (Extra Snug): For the fashionably late who travel light and layer smarter.
- S (Sleek Ninja Mode): Compact, agile, and still has room for snacks in the sleeves.
- M (Mediocrely Punctual): The “I swear I left on time” size. Balanced and believable.
- L (Lounge-Ready Legend): Built for comfort, couch naps, and dog-spotting from afar.
- XL (Extra Lounge): For those who need extra space… for their excuses.
- 2XL (Double the Dog Energy): Slightly oversized and totally under pressure to be on time.
- 3XL (Triple Threat): Soft, spacious, and perfect for multi-tasking naps, snacks, and no regrets.
- 4XL (Comfort CEO): Big, bold, and not interested in your schedule.
- 5XL (Overachiever in Cozy): For those who like their warmth like their dog sightings—unexpected and delightful.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this sweatshirt with joggers, jeans, or whatever you slept in last night. It’s the perfect outfit for “running late” energy, spontaneous dog petting, and avoiding responsibilities in style.
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S M L XL 2XL Width, in 20.47 22.05 23.62 25.20 26.77 Length, in 26.77 27.95 29.13 30.31 31.50 Sleeve length, in 25.59 26.18 26.77 27.36 27.95
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