Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Pigment-Dyed Hoodie (Embroidery)

Have you ever been fashionably late because you got emotionally entangled with a stranger’s dog? Good news: now you can wear your excuse and your emotions in one garment. This pigment-dyed hoodie isn’t just soft and cozy—it screams, “I was petting a Golden Retriever, leave me alone.” Made from a sturdy yet snuggly blend of cotton and polyester, it’s the wearable equivalent of a warm hug with a hint of street cred.

Vintage fade? Check. Comfy vibes? Check. Emotional vulnerability embroidered right onto your chest? Check and woof.

✨ Key Features:

• Washed to Perfection – That pigment-dyed, vintage fade makes you look effortlessly cool, like you’ve owned this hoodie since the first time you saw a dog in public and wept.
• Snuggle Science – 80% cotton, 20% polyester, 100% face cotton, and 0% regrets.
• Structure with Sass – Jersey-lined hood, color-matching drawstrings, and a kangaroo pouch pocket to store snacks, phones, or dog treats (for actual dogs or just in case).
• Built to Last – Split stitch double needle seams because you deserve a hoodie that holds up longer than your last situationship.
• Embroidery That Winks – The design may say “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog,” but it means “I have better priorities than punctuality.”

🧼 Care Instructions:

Like all good things in life—dogs, relationships, and artisanal sourdough—this hoodie needs a little love:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart)
• Gentle cycle (like your vibe)
• Non-chlorine bleach only (don’t go wild)
• Tumble dry low (same energy as your Sunday motivation)
• Low-heat iron if you must, but who are we kidding? You won’t.
• Do not dry clean. That’s just doing too much.

📏 Size Guide:

• Small – For the dog lover who still tries to fit into high school jeans.
• Medium – The “I take my dog to brunch” size.
• Large – For those who believe hoodies should be blankets with a purpose.
• XL to 3XL – Because nobody should have to choose between cozy and fabulous.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair this hoodie with your best “Oh sorry!” expression, a dog-eared coffee cup, and an attitude that says “Yes, I’m late, but I come bearing emotional support animal energy.” Add matching joggers to go full ‘fashionably disheveled dog enthusiast.’

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