Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Here it is—the long sleeve tee that says, “I had important dog-related business to attend to, and that’s why I’m late.” Crafted from 100% U.S. cotton, this shirt doesn’t just feel good, it feels like a warm hug from a dog you met once in 2007 but still think about daily. With a classic fit that’s more dependable than your Wi-Fi and ribbed cuffs that say, “I lift lattes in style,” this tee is your go-to for cozy, casual, canine-justified fashion.

Key Features:

• 100% U.S. Cotton – Because polyester can’t match the purity of your love for dogs.
• Classic Fit – Like your favorite sitcom rerun, it never gets old.
• Wide Rib Collar – Snug around the neck but not judgmental, unlike your neighbor Karen.
• Rib Cuffs – For a snug sleeve that won’t accidentally soak itself in the sink.
• Print-Perfect Fabric – Your hilarious dog excuse? Loud and clear.

Care Instructions:

Because adulting is hard enough:

• Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F)
• Use non-chlorine bleach as needed (no reckless bleaching, please)
• Tumble dry low like a responsible grown-up
• Do not iron the print (unless you enjoy melting things)
• Absolutely do not dry clean—we don’t need to bring a third party into this

Size Guide:

• S – Great if your idea of a snack is still “baby carrots”
• M – The “I hit the gym sometimes… emotionally” fit
• L – Built for stretching arms wide to yell “PUPPY!”
• XL – More room = more cozy
• 2XL – Fits you and your regrets
• 3XL – For the true lounge kings and queens of couchdom

Pro Tip: Pair it with a sense of purpose and a leash—you’ll look like you’re on a mission, even if you’re just headed to pet a stranger’s dog at the park. Remember, lateness is forgivable when there’s a dog involved. Always.

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