Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Meet your new wardrobe staple: the tee that boldly says what your punctuality won’t. This unisex heavy cotton t-shirt blends classic fit with casual confession. Made with ethically grown, 100% US cotton and certified for quality, this shirt is perfect for late arrivals, dog lovers, and people who like their humor as dry as their laundry setting. Smooth, durable, and irritation-free (unlike that guy who says “you’re always late”), this tee is a timeless essential with maximum excuse potential.

🔑 Key Features:

• 100% Cotton (Solid Colors) – Breathable, comfy, and conveniently judgment-free.
• Classic Fit & Crew Neckline – For that “I didn’t try, but I still nailed it” look.
• Tear-Away Label – So your neck doesn’t itch while you’re explaining why a dachshund delayed your morning.
• No Side Seams – For uninterrupted comfort and zero underarm drama.
• Shoulder Tape Reinforcement – Keeps its shape longer than your daily resolve.
• Smooth Fabric for Crisp Prints – Your dog-loving message has never looked sharper.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), tumble dry low.
• No bleach.
• No ironing.
• No dry cleaning.
• Basically, don’t make this shirt suffer for your sins.

📏 Size Guide:

• S (Small) – For lightweight humans and those who sprint after every dog they see.
• M (Medium) – A balanced fit for people who pet responsibly but still show up late.
• L (Large) – Roomy comfort for those who fully commit to every golden retriever encounter.
• XL (Extra Large) – For folks who need extra space for their heart… and their dog stories.
• 2XL – More fabric, more forgiveness. Ideal for big hugs and big excuses.
• 3XL – For maximum comfort while explaining how a beagle changed your entire morning.
• 4XL – A statement size for those who proudly follow every tail wag.
• 5XL – When your shirt needs to match the size of your love for dogs (and your need for comfort).

💡 Pro Tip: Perfect for dog parks, lazy Sundays, and arriving fashionably flustered to every social event. Pair with jeans, sneakers, and a sincere look of “You won’t believe what I saw on the way here.”

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