Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex DryBlend® Hooded Sweatshirt
Price range: $43.80 through $47.98
Sorry you’re late? Blame the dog—and do it fashionably. This DryBlend® hoodie wicks away sweat and guilt in equal measure. With moisture-managing magic, classic fit confidence, and a kangaroo pocket big enough for snacks and your dignity, it’s the perfect alibi in hoodie form. Wear it. Own it. And yes, pet that dog again—you’ve earned it.
Categories : Cuddle-Ready Hoodies, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : cozy dog lover hoodie, dog excuse fashion, moisture-wicking sarcasm wear, Sorry I’m Late hoodie, unisex dryblend sweatshirt
Finally, a hoodie that understands your priorities: dogs, dry armpits, and impeccable style. This classic Gildan DryBlend® hoodie is the MVP of moisture management, thanks to its 50/50 cotton-poly fabric that doesn’t just wick away sweat—it wicks away guilt too (for being late…again…because dogs). Whether you’re jogging, lounging, or fake-jogging to avoid small talk, this hoodie’s got your back—literally and figuratively.
Key Features:
- 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester: Soft spun yarn meets tough polyester—basically the hoodie version of a golden retriever who also pays rent.
- DryBlend® Technology: Like having your own personal air conditioner… sewn into a sweatshirt.
- Classic Fit: Not too snug, not too baggy—Goldilocks would approve.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Because you’re going to wear this a lot. Like, a lot.
- Ribbed Cuffs & Hem with Spandex: Stretches, recovers, and doesn’t judge your second breakfast.
- Adjustable Drawstring Hood: Pull it up for drama, warmth, or when avoiding your neighbor’s MLM pitch.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (because warm is too aggressive).
- Tumble dry low (because you deserve gentleness), and please—don’t iron your excuses.
- Do not bleach or dry clean (unless you’re feeling rebellious).
Size Guide:
- Small: For folks who occasionally say “I saw a small dog” like it’s not the highlight of their week.
- Medium: For those who wave at dogs from across the street like you’re old friends.
- Large: Fits your torso and your oversized personality.
- XL: Ideal for hugging larger dogs or carrying treats in the front pouch.
- 2XL-3XL: Because no one should have to choose between comfort and expressing dog-based tardiness.
Pro Tip: Pair it with jeans, joggers, or the look of utter sincerity when you tell someone for the third time this week: “Sorry I’m late… I saw a dog.” Bonus points if you show them a blurry photo of the dog in question.
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