Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Deluxe T-Shirt
Price range: $25.38 through $29.22
Soft as a golden retriever’s ears and twice as loyal, this deluxe tee is your new favorite way to say, “Yes, I’m late, but have you seen the schnauzer I just met?” With cozy cotton and a modern fit, it’s the ultimate uniform for people who love comfort—and dogs—more than timeliness.
Categories : Statement Tees, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : funny deluxe dog shirt, soft cotton canine couture, sorry I’m late fashion, stylish distraction wear, unisex excuse tee
Finally—a shirt that feels like a hug and makes excuses for you. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Deluxe Tee is made from ultra-soft 100% combed, ring-spun cotton and has a modern fit that says “I care about comfort and possibly cried over a husky this morning.”
Lightweight, breathable, and absurdly cozy, this is the kind of shirt you wear when you want people to know you’re late, lovable, and just a little emotionally compromised by any animal with a wagging tail. Whether you’re at brunch or halfway through chasing a poodle in a tutu, this tee keeps you stylish, honest, and unapologetically soft.
✨ Key Features:
🧵 100% Combed, Ring-Spun Cotton: Silky smooth, soft on the skin, and emotionally supportive during accidental golden retriever encounters.
📏 Regular Fit: Not too loose, not too tight—just enough room for spontaneous tail-wag greetings.
🧶 Side Seams: Helps the tee keep its shape even if your time management… does not.
🛡 Double-Needle Hems: Reinforced for maximum durability, just in case you sprint across a dog park for a Frenchie.
🧵 Shoulder Tape: Stabilizes the tee and your resolve to try not to stop for every dog. (You will fail. Proudly.)
🏷 Tear-Away Label: So you can focus on your priorities—like petting every labradoodle you see—without neck itch drama.
🧺 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (like your stare when someone doesn’t like dogs)
Use non-chlorine bleach when needed (but why stress this tee?)
Tumble dry low—because high heat is too much commitment
Iron medium heat (or don’t, wrinkles = personality)
Do not dry clean—this shirt’s laid-back, like your ETA
📏 Size Guide:
XS – For stealthy dog-spotters and fast-footed floof followers.
S – Tailored for soft style and medium-speed corgi chases.
M – The “I only meant to pet one dog but now I’m late for life” fit.
L – Spacious enough for big gestures and bigger excuses.
XL – Comfy enough to nap in after an emotionally overwhelming chihuahua moment.
2XL–4XL – Roomy, forgiving, and ready for deep-pocket snack smugglers (for dogs. obviously).
💡 Pro Tip: Pairs best with jeans, sneakers, and a heart full of love for dogs you’ve never met. Bonus style points if you accessorize with dog hair. (It’s not a flaw, it’s a feature.)
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