Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Crew Sweatshirt
Price range: $43.72 through $49.22
Running late? Blame the dog—and do it in style. This unisex crew sweatshirt is the cotton-poly lovechild of comfort and chaos, perfect for those who prioritize canine encounters over punctuality. Soft, durable, and emotionally supportive, it’s like a therapy session with sleeves.
Categories : Crewneck Comfort, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : Cozy Canine Couture, dog lovers apparel, fashionably late sweatshirt, sweatshirt for slackers, unisex dog humor
Whether you’re dodging responsibilities or just genuinely late because of a golden retriever sighting (we believe you), this sweatshirt has your back—literally. Crafted from a heroic 65% cotton and 35% polyester blend, it’s soft enough to cuddle in and durable enough to survive your latest dog-chasing escapade. With a tear-away label and 100% cotton face for vivid designs, this sweatshirt is as functional as it is fashionably flustered.
Key Features:
- Cotton-Poly Power Couple (65%/35%): Like peanut butter and jelly—only warmer and less sticky.
- With Side Seams: Holds its shape better than you did during last week’s surprise Zoom meeting.
- Double Needle Stitching: Twice the thread, twice the sass. Reinforced to outlive your attention span.
- Twill Neck Tape: So your neckline stays put even if your life doesn’t.
- Self-Fabric Moon Patch: No, it won’t help you become an astronaut—but it does look cool.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart)
- Do not bleach (unless you like surprises)
- Tumble dry low (no somersaults)
- Iron low (but seriously, why?)
- Absolutely no dry cleaning (you’re not royalty)
Size Guide:
- Small: Snug fit for early dog spotters
- Medium: Room for a snack or two
- Large: Ideal for dramatic hugs and shoulder shrugs
- XL: For those who take their lounging seriously
- 2XL+: Built for binge-watching, dog cuddling, and emotional support burritos
Pro Tip: Layer this sweatshirt over your existential dread and under your dog-watching binoculars. Bonus points if you spill coffee on it—it just adds character.
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