Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Ladies’ Cotton T-Shirt
$18.45
Soft, semi-fitted, and ready to justify your lateness in style. This tee is for women who leave the house with a plan—and immediately abandon it for a dachshund in a raincoat. Blame the dogs, look fabulous anyway.
Categories : Statement Tees, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : chic distractionwear, cotton canine couture, funny women’s dog shirt, semi-fitted excuse tee, sorry I’m late fashion
Finally—a t-shirt designed for women who arrive late, but arrive fabulous. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Ladies’ Cotton T-Shirt is made with 100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk (unlike your schedule), and shaped with a semi-fitted, contoured silhouette that says, “Yes, I pet a stranger’s labradoodle and still made it look cute.”
Soft, stylish, and dangerously excuse-worthy, this tee is perfect for dog park dates, casual outings, or any time you need to look put-together while explaining how you got emotionally derailed by a French bulldog in a sweater vest.
✨ Key Features:
🧵 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft, breathable, and ideal for melting into a crouch next to a corgi.
👕 Semi-Fitted Silhouette: Tailored enough to say “I tried,” stretchy enough to say “I also sprinted to pet a puppy.”
📐 Pre-Shrunk Fabric: It shrinks less than your confidence after explaining your dog-based detour.
📎 Neck and Shoulder Tape: Reinforced seams to handle sudden emotional support petting sessions.
🧶 Double-Needle Stitching: Durable stitching—because dog hair is forever, and so is this shirt.
🏷 Tear-Away Label: Scratch-free comfort so the only itching happening is from petting every fluffy passerby.
🧺 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (like your resolve to not stop for every beagle)
Non-chlorine bleach only—let’s not get dramatic
Tumble dry low—because you deserve to take it easy
Iron low if needed (or let the wrinkles express your inner chaos)
Do not dry clean—this shirt doesn’t do “uptight”
📏 Size Guide:
Small (S) – Snug and sassy for brisk walks and quick dog squeals.
Medium (M) – Balanced fit for casual strolls and mid-pet compliments.
Large (L) – Comfortably chic—room for style and sudden emotional dog reactions.
XL – Relaxed and flattering, perfect for dramatic pointing at passing puppies.
2XL – Maximum softness, maximum excuses, and plenty of space for spontaneous tail-chasing reenactments.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this tee with jeans, your favorite sneakers, and a voice that gets slightly higher-pitched every time you see a puppy. Perfect for coffee runs that become corgi meet-cutes and errands that somehow end at the dog park.
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