Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Crop Tee (AOP)
Price range: $28.62 through $31.65
Finally, a crop tee that says, “I care deeply about dogs, moderately about punctuality, and zero about dress codes.” Made from polyester softer than a puppy’s daydream, this all-over print crop top is your go-to for looking effortlessly chaotic—in the chicest way possible. Perfect for chasing trends or tail-waggers. Runs on vibes, not time.
Categories : Statement Tees, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : dog crop top, funny fashion, late because dog, paws and polyester, whimsical wardrobe
Let’s be honest—you weren’t late because of traffic. You were admiring a dog’s majestic floof. And now, you can do it in style with this all-over print crop top. Made from 100% polyester so smooth, it could moonlight as a golden retriever’s ear. Lightweight, breathable, and sassier than your group chat on a Monday, this crop tee is your wardrobe’s new attention-seeking BFF. Bonus: It’s cropped—because who has time for full-length responsibility?
Key Features:
- 100% Polyester – Feels like a cloud if clouds were snarky and fashion-forward.
- Ribbed Knit Collar – Stretches, recovers, and never judges your neck rolls.
- Vibrant All-Over Print – So loud and proud, your laundry will applaud.
- Sewn-in Care Label – Because scratchy tags are for peasants.
- Globally Sourced, USA Assembled – Worldly like your dog’s Instagram account.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, like your heart before coffee.
- Tumble dry low, because your crop top deserves a gentle spin.
- Do not bleach unless you’re into chaos.
- Ironing is for people who RSVP to things early.
- Absolutely no dry cleaning unless you enjoy explaining dog fur to professionals.
Size Guide:
- XS–2XL – Fits like a dream with room for excuses.
- Cropped to show off your midriff and/or indecisiveness.
- Slim but not clingy, kinda like your favorite ex.
Pro Tip: Pair it with high-waisted jeans and a chaotic neutral energy. Bonus points if there’s an actual dog nearby to justify your lateness. This top doesn’t just say “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog”—it lives it.
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Price range: $23.90 through $29.53
Price range: $31.22 through $34.53