Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee
Price range: $21.52 through $30.17
Heavy on cotton, light on punctuality. This tee is your all-season, all-sarcasm sidekick—perfect for showing up late, comfortable, and clearly distracted by something with four legs and a wagging tail.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : durable distraction apparel, funny dog excuse shirt, heavyweight lateness wear, sorry I’m late dog tee, unisex ultra cotton tee
Meet the heavyweight champion of dog-related delay declarations. This Ultra Cotton Tee is everything you didn’t know you needed—classic fit, durable fabric, ethically sourced cotton, and the perfect printed excuse for showing up 17 minutes late with a latte and dog hair on your pants. With a smooth, sturdy feel and an eternally relatable message, this shirt is perfect for any setting where punctuality is optional and petting is inevitable.
🔑 Key Features:
- 100% US Cotton (Solid Colors) – Stronger than your willpower when you see a puppy.
- Classic Fit & Crew Neckline – Sharp enough for brunch, chill enough for chasing tail (the canine kind).
- No Side Seams – Because you already have enough side-eye from being late.
- Shoulder Tape – Keeps shape even when your schedule doesn’t.
- Tear-Away Label – No scratching, unless it’s from an overly affectionate schnauzer.
- Sustainably Sourced – Your shirt can be ethical even if your timekeeping isn’t.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F).
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
- Do not tumble dry, iron, or dry clean—this shirt’s already seen enough drama.
📏 Size Guide:
- S (Small) – For sleek humans and swift dog spotters with excellent reflexes.
- M (Medium) – The “I swear I was on time until the beagle happened” sweet spot.
- L (Large) – Room to move, breathe, and pet with purpose.
- XL (Extra Large) – Built for big hugs, long stories, and longer dog encounters.
- 2XL – Spacious enough to hold your excuses and the snack you bribed that poodle with.
- 3XL – Because the only thing bigger than your shirt is your love for dogs you’ve just met.
- 4XL – When you need enough fabric to be cozy and apologetic.
- 5XL – Maximum space for maximum fluff. Ideal for professional-level lateness.
💡 Pro Tip: Accessorize with a leash (optional), lint roller (mandatory), and an expression that says, “Yes, I stopped for a dog. No, I don’t regret it.” Works great as a conversation starter or delay justifier—your choice.
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length from center back, in 15.62 17.37 18.75 20.00 21.50 22.87 24.25 25.50
Price range: $21.52 through $30.17