Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Softstyle™ Tank Top

If you’ve ever needed a tank top that says, “I lift… mostly dogs,” this is it. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (softer than a freshly bathed golden retriever), this unisex Softstyle™ tank keeps it casual, comfy, and just sporty enough to look like you might attend a fitness class.

Its semi-fitted cut flatters every dog lover’s silhouette, and the smooth printing surface ensures your excuse for being late looks just as bold as your petting reflex. Whether you’re sprinting toward a Labradoodle or lounging like a champion, this tank’s got your back. Literally.

🐕 Key Features:

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Exceptionally soft and more dependable than your GPS when rerouted by dogs.

• Sport Gray Option (90/10 cotton/poly): For those who want a little poly-blend magic in their pet-chasing wardrobe.

• Semi-Fitted Tubular Body: Not too tight, not too loose—like the ideal leash tension on a polite pup.

• Double Needle Bottom Hem: Reinforced for dog sprints, coffee runs, or both at the same time.

• Self-Fabric Necktape: Keeps the neckline from stretching during repeated gasps of “Is that a puppy!?”

• High Stitch Density: So your printed design comes out crisp enough to compete with a golden retriever’s smile.

• Tear-Away Label: No itchy distractions when you’re trying to make eye contact with a stranger’s corgi.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Keep it looking fresh—even when you’re not:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

• 🚫 Do not bleach (not even for artistic paw print accidents)

• 🔥 Iron, steam, or dry on low heat (if wrinkles offend your dog)

• 🚫 Do not tumble dry (air dry for that fresh “walked through a meadow” effect)

• 🚫 No dry cleaning—it’s a tank top, not a tux

📏 Size Guide:

• S – Slim & Sprint-Ready: Built for agility… and agility class.

• M – Moderately Mischievous: Casual, cool, and confident in your dog-spotting skills.

• L – Laid-Back Pup Pro: Enough space to breathe, stretch, or panic-pet.

• XL – Extra Loyal Energy: Designed for movement, lounging, or loudly yelling “WHO’S A GOOD BOY?!”

• 2XL – Double the Chill: Maximum comfort for minimum urgency. Or maximum puppy cuddles. Your choice.

💡 Pro Tip: Throw this tank on with your go-to joggers and your best “I definitely didn’t stop to pet five dogs on the way here” attitude. Add a coffee, sunglasses, and maybe a tennis ball—just in case you make a new friend.

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