Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Bike Shorts (AOP)

These aren’t your average spandex soul-crushers. The Dog Mom Fur Life Bike Shorts were built for movement, mischief, and mid-ride snack breaks. Designed with the discerning dog chaser in mind, these mid-waist, above-the-knee beauties hug your curves like a clingy Chihuahua and stretch better than your last relationship. They’re fierce, flexible, and flatter your figure even after that third pup-cake.

Key Features:

• 88% Polyester, 12% Elastane – Stronger than your willpower at the treat jar. Plus, stretchy enough for downward dog and sprinting after one.

• All-Over Print – Your personality? Loud. Your shorts? Louder.

• No Side Seams – Because chafing is so last season.

• Thin Elastic Waistband – Holds you snug like a loyal pup, without digging in like your ex’s last text.

• Above-the-Knee Length – Show just enough leg to intimidate the competition (or the squirrel your dog spotted).

Care Instructions:

• Wash cold (max 30C or 90F) – like your icy glare at anyone who says “it’s just a dog.”
• Do not bleach – you’re already bright enough.
• Tumble dry low – unlike your patience when the leash tangles.
• No dry cleaning or ironing – you’ve got better things to do, like fetch wine.

Size Guide:

• XS: For the petite pupper-pursuer

• S: Slightly snacky, still stretchy

• M: Moderately majestic

• L: Loves dogs and lasagna equally

• XL: Big heart, big vibes

• 2XL: Bold, brave, and built for barking

Pro Tip: Pair with a matching sports bra and a latte balanced precariously in one hand while wrangling your dog with the other. Fashion and chaos? You’re doing amazing, sweetie.

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