Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Swim Shorts (AOP)

Make a splash in more ways than one with the Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Swim Shorts. Crafted for those who enjoy cannonballing into lakes and lifestyle statements, these quick-drying wonders are perfect for any dog lover who isn’t afraid to show off their wild side… or their thighs. With an all-over print louder than a Chihuahua on espresso and pockets for treats (yours or the dog’s), you’ll strut the beach like it’s your personal runway.

Key Features:

• 🐾 100% Quick-Drying Polyester – Dries faster than your dog runs when you say “bath.”
• 🐾 Adjustable Drawstring Waistband – Because burritos happen.
• 🐾 Side Pockets – For your phone, snacks, or your pup’s emergency squeaky toy.
• 🐾 Mesh Lining – Keeps things breezy, comfy, and less awkward when wet.
• 🐾 All-Over Print – Loud, proud, and fully unapologetic – just like your dog parenting style.

Care Instructions:

• 🌀 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) on gentle cycle – no dog hair required.
• 🚫 Do not bleach – even if your dog licked something mysterious.
• 🧺 Tumble dry low – or hang by the pool and pretend you’re solar-powered.
• 🚫 Do not iron – wrinkles add character.
• 🚫 Do not dry clean – this isn’t a tuxedo, it’s swimwear.

Size Guide:

No rulers? No worries – here’s the vibe for each size:

• S – Slim fit for folks who chase frisbees and attention.

• M – Made for medium mischief-makers.

• L – Loose enough for cannonballs, tight enough to not float away.

• XL – Extra Lounge. Extra Lapdog Space.

• 2XL – 4XL – For big beach energy and even bigger snack pockets.

Pro Tip: Pair with a matching sunhat, your favorite pup, and a smug look for being the best-dressed hooman at the dog beach. Bonus points if your dog has matching floaties.

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