Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Quarter-Zip Pullover

Meet the only quarter-zip that says, “I run marathons… of emotions and vet appointments.” The Dog Mom Fur Life Quarter-Zip Pullover is your lightweight, moisture-wicking, snag-resisting sidekick for daily dog chaos or pretending you jog in style.

Made from extra-light polyester with PosiCharge® technology, it resists odors, retains color, and dries faster than you can shout “LEAVE IT!” in public. The cadet collar keeps your neck cozy while offering “yes, I’ve got my life together” energy—whether you’re actually jogging or dramatically strolling through the pet aisle. Bonus: a tear-away label for zero neck itch and maximum smug comfort.

🌟 Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Strong, sleek, and doesn’t stretch out like your patience during leash tangles.

• PosiCharge® Moisture-Wicking Magic: Dries quickly, resists stink, and survives more awkward dog park sprints than you’ll admit.

• Extra Light Fabric (3.8 oz/yd²): Breathable, comfy, and perfect for layering over existential dread.

• Cadet Collar: Classy, cozy, and gives off “suburban athlete” vibes—regardless of your activity level.

• Durable Plastic Zipper with Metal Head: Built to survive quick changes, tug-of-war, and your dog’s teeth (no promises though).

• Direct-to-Film (DTF) Print: Crisp, vibrant prints so your sweatshirt can scream “Dog Mom” without saying a word.

• Tear-Away Label: Because you’ve got enough things scratching at you—like your dog during Zoom calls.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Treat it better than your dog treats your clean laundry:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Do not bleach (or cry when mud happens)

• Do not tumble dry (air dry your drama)

• Do not iron (life is already wrinkled enough)

• Do not dry clean (seriously, it’s not a tuxedo)

📏 Size Guide:

• XS – “Tiny but Tough” Built for small humans and big snack energy.

• S – “Speed Walker Supreme” Sleek fit, great for zoomie chases and judgmental glances at off-leash dogs.

• M – “Middle of the Bark Pack” Balanced, breezy, and ready for paw prints.

• L – “Leash-Wrangling Luxe” Perfect fit for dog moms who need freedom of motion and style.

• XL – “Extra Room for Treats & Tantrums” Great for storing guilt snacks and emergency dog biscuits.

• 2XL–4XL – “Couch-to-Park Realness” Maximum movement, minimum restriction, and just the right fit for layering over sarcasm.

💡 Pro Tip: This pullover pairs beautifully with leggings, chaotic energy, and a dog who definitely didn’t eat your last sock. Great for walks, workouts, or simply surviving another day as the unpaid intern to your four-legged boss.

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