Best Dog Mom Ever Unisex Garment-Dyed Fleece Sweat Shorts – For Walks and Emergency Snack Runs

Introducing the shorts that say, “Yes, I walk my dog… but I also nap like a champ.” These vintage-vibin’ fleece sweat shorts are made from 100% ring-spun cotton sourced straight from American farms, because you deserve softness with a side of patriotism. Garment-dyed for that retro, lived-in look (no one has to know you’ve only owned them for two days), these shorts are basically the fashion equivalent of belly rubs: cozy, comforting, and universally appreciated.

Key Features:

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Because your thighs deserve the good stuff

• Garment-Dyed – Gives that “I’ve been stylish since the ’90s” vibe

• Jersey-Lined Side Pockets – To hold your phone, your snacks, and possibly a rogue dog treat

• Side Seams – Keeps the shape even when you don’t

• Relaxed Fit – For maximum chill (or agility course spectating)

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your dog’s glare when dinner is late)

• Non-chlorine bleach if necessary (because life happens)

• Tumble dry low

• Medium heat iron if you’re feeling ambitious

• Do not dryclean (this is leisurewear, not a tuxedo)

Size Guide (Imperial):

• S: Waist Relaxed 15″ | Inseam 7.5″
• M: Waist Relaxed 16″ | Inseam 7.5″
• L: Waist Relaxed 17″ | Inseam 7.5″
• XL: Waist Relaxed 18″ | Inseam 7.5″
• 2XL: Waist Relaxed 19.5″ | Inseam 7.5″

Pro Tip: Pair these shorts with your favorite “I swear I’m productive” tee, a leash, and an iced coffee. The relaxed fit is perfect for lounging, walking the dog, or casually dodging neighborhood conversations about your life choices.

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