Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Picnic Blanket
$45.02
Unfold your snack sanctuary with this picnic blanket that screams “I’m here for sunshine, sandwiches, and sudden dog sightings.” With a soft fleece top for your lounging pleasure and a water-resistant bottom that laughs in the face of wet grass, it’s your go-to companion for spontaneous outdoor snacking and unsolicited dog cuddles. Comes with a strap, because carrying things hands-free is the peak of sophistication (and leaves your arms open for petting more dogs).
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : anti-grass-butt tech, cozy chaos approved, dog watcher deluxe, outdoor nap zone, picnic panic gear
Finally, a picnic blanket that speaks your love language: dogs and snacks. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Picnic Blanket is your ultimate outdoor sidekick for tail-wagging adventures and sandwich-stealing squirrels. With a soft, snuggle-worthy top and a tough, water-resistant bottom (take that, damp grass!), this blanket is here for every spill, splash, and spontaneous dogpile. Bonus: it comes with a carrying strap so you can tote it around like the classy dog-spotting icon you are.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester Fleece Front – Softer than a puppy’s belly, and significantly less likely to pee on your leg.
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Water-Resistant Oxford Back – Laugh in the face of soggy lawns, dewy fields, or rogue juice boxes.
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Vibrant One-Sided Print – Show off your dog-loving personality with crisp, colorful designs.
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Carrying Strap with Buckles – Because fashion meets function is your thing.
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Flat Folded Edge in Black – Clean lines, cozy vibes, and durable stitching? We love a reliable multitasker.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (alone—this is not a team sport), gentle cycle.
- Do not bleach unless you enjoy chaos.
- Tumble dry low or line dry while pointing dramatically at the sky.
Size Guide:
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61″ x 51″ – Large enough for two humans and at least one large dog who must lie directly on the sandwiches.
Pro Tip: Always keep one in your car—you never know when life will hand you a sunny day, a dog sighting, and a cheese platter. Blanket responsibly.
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61″ × 51″ Length, in 61.00 Width, in 51.00 -
Price range: $39.20 through $56.43