Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Metallic Mug (SilverGold)

Because if you’re going to be late again, you might as well show up holding a mug that screams, “I’m glamorously distracted by dogs.” This dazzling 11oz metallic mug—available in silver or gold—is here to help you sip in unapologetic style. Made of ceramic with a mirror-like finish that reflects your caffeine dependence and questionable life choices, it’s the perfect gift for anyone who enjoys their coffee bold and their excuses even bolder.

Please note: It contains zero actual silver or gold, but 100% glittering personality. You know, like your dreams.

🔑 Key Features:

• 11oz Capacity – Holds enough brew to fuel your late arrival and your running commentary about a corgi you saw.

• Gold or Silver Metallic Coating – Eye-catching and bougie without the actual budget.

• C-Shaped Handle – Comfortable enough for dramatic, one-handed sips while retelling dog encounters.

• BPA, Lead & Cadmium-Free – Safe for humans, even those who pretend to be functioning adults.

• Design Warning – Black designs print best. Light colors will play hide-and-seek on the surface like your punctuality.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Hand wash only.
• Yes, this mug is too fancy for dishwashers or microwaves.
• Treat it like your favorite houseplant: don’t overheat it, and maybe whisper affirmations while you clean it.

📏 Size Guide:

• 11oz Capacity – The ideal amount for coffee, tea, or liquid courage.

• Fits in your hand – Like a trophy for surviving another morning.

• Gleams in the light – For that “yes I drink coffee and sparkle” vibe.

💡 Pro Tip: Use this mug when you want to look like you have your life together, even if you’ve just spent 10 minutes talking to a Chihuahua in a tutu. Best paired with a dramatic entrance, over-accessorized loungewear, and a strong aversion to timeliness. Bonus: doubles as a mirror to check your “I definitely didn’t wake up 10 minutes ago” face.

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