Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Beer Stein Mug

For those who want to drink like royalty while explaining, once again, that they’re late because they locked eyes with a Labradoodle. This 22oz ceramic beer stein mug brings Old World charm and modern dog-loving honesty together in one gloriously oversized sip. Whether you’re raising a toast at the bar or sipping root beer on your couch in pajama pants, this mug makes every drink feel like a celebration—and every excuse feel classy. Gold detailing? Check. Bold honesty? Absolutely. Room for nearly a full pint of “don’t ask me about my schedule?” Oh yes.

🔑 Key Features:

• 22oz Capacity – Because hydration is key, especially after sprinting across a parking lot to pet a pug.

• 100% White Ceramic – Elegant, sturdy, and dramatic—just like your entrance to every event you’re late for.

• Gold-Colored Detailing – Adds a royal flourish to your beverage-fueled excuses.

• ORCA Coating – Ensures your vibrant dog-loving design stays bold, even after rounds and rounds (and rounds).

• Large Handle – Easy to grip even when you’re multitasking with a leash, snack, and emotional baggage.

• Dishwasher-Safe – Because after 22oz of anything, nobody wants to hand wash.

• NOT Microwave-Safe – Trust us, unless you’re trying to start a gold-trimmed disaster.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Dishwasher-safe, or hand wash it while dramatically humming a medieval drinking song.
• Either works, but remember: Keep it out of the microwave unless you enjoy sparks and panic.

📏 Size Guide:

• 22oz Capacity – Perfect for beer, root beer, or high-volume caffeine delivery systems.

• Height – Tall enough to feel fancy, compact enough to fit on your “mugs I don’t microwave” shelf.

• Handle + Width – Built for a confident grip, even if your decision-making skills aren’t.

💡 Pro Tip: Use this stein when you want to make a statement: “Yes, I drink in style, and no, I will not apologize for stopping mid-conversation to greet a stranger’s golden retriever.” It’s the perfect mug for celebrations, casual nights in, or competitive dog-watching with your neighbors. Bonus points if you clink it together with someone else who’s late for the exact same reason.

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