Dog Mom Fur Life Mug 11oz
$6.82
Start your day with a sip of sanity and a splash of dog hair. This 11oz ceramic mug proudly declares your status as a full-time dog mom, part-time caffeine addict, and unpaid canine butler. Dishwasher-safe, microwave-approved, and judgment-free—just like your dog’s love (and complete disregard for personal space).
Categories : Home & Living, Mugs
Tag : Caffeine And Canines, dog mom mug, funny coffee mug, Mug Life Crisis, Pet Parent Problems
Finally, a mug that says, “I was up at 5AM because Princess Barkington needed to pee, not because I’m a morning person.” This classic 11oz white ceramic mug is your daily caffeine delivery device—and your badge of honor as a certified Dog Mom Extraordinaire. Whether you’re sipping tea, coffee, or a carefully reheated puddle of regret (a.k.a. yesterday’s coffee), this mug has your back.
Durable? Yes. Dishwasher-safe? Absolutely. Stylish? Only if you think dog fur is the new glitter. It’s the ultimate vessel for your hot beverage… and your dog mom pride.
🐶 Key Features:
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White Ceramic Realness: Like your dog’s soul—pure and occasionally stained.
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11oz of Liquid Gold: Also known as “Mommy’s Bark Juice.”
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Rounded Corners: Because your mug shouldn’t have sharper edges than your sarcasm.
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C-Handle Grip: Designed for a firm, judgment-free morning grip.
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Microwave-Safe: Warm up your coffee or your icy resolve.
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Dishwasher-Safe: Because you already clean up enough messes.
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Lead & BPA-Free: Because toxins are for ex-boyfriends, not mugs.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Toss it in the dishwasher like you toss treats to your spoiled fur child.
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Or hand wash like the royal dog servant you are—with warm water, dish soap, and dramatic sighs.
📏 Size Guide:
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Just Right: Not too big, not too small—like your dog’s ego after a good belly rub.
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Perfect Grip: Fits comfortably in your hand, even if said hand is also holding a leash, a poop bag, and your sanity.
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Caffeine-Approved: Holds exactly the right amount of coffee to fuel your early morning walkies or late-night zoomies.
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Shelf-Friendly: Compact enough to stack but too fabulous to hide—let it be seen.
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Dog-Mom Tested: Big enough for human beverages, small enough not to be mistaken for the dog’s water bowl (again).
💡 Pro Tip: Pairs well with barking at Amazon drivers, unapologetic baby talk in public, and an outfit covered in fur that used to be black.
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11oz Height, in 3.74 Diameter, in 3.15 -